Part 5 - Knock The Board Over: Comic for Wednesday, Aug 21, 2002

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Part 5 - Knock The Board Over: Comic for Wednesday, Aug 21, 2002
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"Rosebud Was his Transformation Gun"
Comic number: 0197
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Elliot fakes being sick, then the security guard lets them go free.

Cast Appearing

• Elliot
• PTTAPUTASF Guard
• Tedd

Setting

• PTTAPUTASF

Transcript

Elliot	(looking green) Gak! Suddenly... ill... need... outside... medical... attention... to... live... family... will... sue...
Elliot	(off screen) Rosebud
Elliot	How was that?
Tedd	Horrible. Absolutely horrible.
Tedd	Nobody would ever believe you're a sick prisoner!
Security Guard	Hey, you criminal masterminds! I called my superiors, and you're free to go. Now get the hell out of here before I thwack you even more soundly than before!
Tedd	Holy crap, Elliot! You're better at getting sympathy than I thought! I will never doubt you ability to look dead and sickly again.